Wednesday, May 24, 2006
Wednesday
24.05.06
found this on
www.boardofwisdom.com:
We always hear "the rules" from the female side. Now here are the rulesfrom the male side. These are our rules! Please note ... these are all numbered '1' ON PURPOSE!
1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, putit down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear uscomplaining about you leaving it down.
1. Crying is blackmail.
1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hintsdo not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!
1. Yes, and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.
1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it.That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.
1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days.
1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expectus to act like soap opera guys.
1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.
1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of theways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.
1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want itdone. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
1. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to sayduring commercials.
1. Christopher Columbus did not need directions and neither do we.
1. ALL men see in only 16 colours, like Windows default settings. Peach,for example, is a fruit, not a colour. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We haveno idea what mauve is.
1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we will actlike nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle and in any case, we can never be sure that what we do will not backfire.
1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect ananswer you don't want to hear.
1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine. Really.
1. Shopping is NOT a sport. Neither is it a therapy. And no, we are never going to think of it that way.
1. You have enough clothes.
1. You have too many shoes.
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